Saturday, August 20, 2011

Saved by the Reality Show


I just looked up Tori Spelling on IMDb because I had a brain fart and couldn't remember the full name of her character from Saved by the Bell. (For the record, it's Violet Anne Bickerstaff.) In addition to jogging my memory, I discovered that she's going to be on an episode of Hoarders. Anyone* who read her first trashy autobiography could tell you that. No duh, TLC.

*I may or may not have read all of her autobiographies. There's no way to know for sure. It's not like you could find copies on my bookshelf, or look at my library account or anything like that.

Neville Longbottom is cooler than you


...because he kicks ass in a fair isle sweater.

Finally saw Part 2 tonight and basically cried the whole time. Harry Potter has been a big deal to me, and I thought the movie was a pretty good conclusion to the series. And because I'm really cool, I went by myself and sat in the second row from the top, right where there are just two seats against the wall. Some teenagers walked in about 45 minutes after the movie started and said "FUCK!" really loudly when they saw me sitting there. I think I ruined their plans to make-out/fingerbang. Sorry, guys! But really, who goes to Harry Potter to fool around? Snape would not approve. Ten points from Gryffindor.



You'll stay with me? Always.