Neville Longbottom is cooler than you

...because he kicks ass in a fair isle sweater.

Finally saw Part 2 tonight and basically cried the whole time. Harry Potter has been a big deal to me, and I thought the movie was a pretty good conclusion to the series. And because I'm really cool, I went by myself and sat in the second row from the top, right where there are just two seats against the wall. Some teenagers walked in about 45 minutes after the movie started and said "FUCK!" really loudly when they saw me sitting there. I think I ruined their plans to make-out/fingerbang. Sorry, guys! But really, who goes to Harry Potter to fool around? Snape would not approve. Ten points from Gryffindor.



You'll stay with me? Always.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Sexy Chewbacca Halloween costume:


Remember that scene in Mean Girls where Lindsay Lohan's character Cady was talking about how Halloween was just an excuse for girls to dress slutty and how we all laughed, but then started to notice it was true? This just proves that you can make anything slutty for your sexy/slutty Halloween costume needs. And not to be a nerd, but that fur looks nothing like Chewbacca's. In fact, none of this looks anything like Chewbacca. I mean Chewie carried a bowcaster, not a gun! I'm not sure what makes this "sexy" other than her boobs and the fact that you can almost see her fur bikini underneath her fur skirt. Honestly, it'd be waaay sexier just to go full-on Chewbacca. He was of noble linage! And smart and sophisticated and loyal! And a techie! And this costume is one big fail that does not do him justice. Now excuse me while I go bitch about how George Lucas ruined Star Wars.